| Ready my Special Place in Hell |
[Mar. 19th, 2009|12:21 pm] |
Today I ordered a double short latte at the Sudbury Starbucks. The woman at the bar made a double tall latte and tried to give it to me. I said 'this is supposed to be a double short.'
'Can you except a tall? It's bigger.'
'No.' I said.
So her helper poured some of it into a short cup and added a shot of espresso.
A double short latte is supposed to have two shots of espresso, not one shot plus whatever happened to be an arbitrary portion of some other drink. So I refused the drink again.
The third attempt was foamless but I let it slide.
Sudbury is on the shortlist of places we are looking to move to but I never thought I would actually end up living there. It's a town of tiny, attractive-but-somehow-sexless women and repressed-but-entitled man-like beings. After my performance in Starbucks today maybe I'd fit in well with that crowd.
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